Best Jokes

The bank manager told me they were not going to pay any dividends on my savings account.

I said, “Okay, you’ve got my interest.”

It's so annoying when someone says the name of a song, and it's stuck in your head the rest of the day.

Like Rhinestone Cowboy.

An opera singer said she could teach me how to hit high C...

I said, “No thanks. I’ve heard that pitch.”

"Mommy, Mommy, my lost parrot Enza has returned home!"

"Oh Freddy, that's wonderful!, what happened?"

"Well, my window was open and in flew Enza!"