Best Jokes

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat & 2/4 goat?

Chicago.

A lady married her husband's brother after she became a widow.

A few days passed, a friend came to her house. Upon seeing the picture of her ex husband on the wall, the friend asked, "Who is that?"

The lady replied, "Oh well, that's my brother-in-law."

David called his son-in-law Mike on their third marriage anniversary to congratulate them. As Mike picked up the phone, David said, "Congratulations Mike, on your marriage anniversary! What are you doing?"

With a heavy sigh, Mike replied, "Tolerating, Sir."

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

Because it was their doo-dy!