Best Jokes

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I adopted a 9 month old female Chihuahua; after a two week struggle for dominance she won leaving me somewhat perplexed.

After going over the training events step by step an epiphany graced me with a large dose of reality.

“If one wishes to train a dog he must first be smarter than the dog.”

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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We regret to inform you that the inventor of the throat lozenge has passed away.

There will be no coffin at his funeral!

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Glen Rae" |
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The bank manager told me they were not going to pay any dividends on my savings account.

I said, “Okay, you’ve got my interest.”

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
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It's so annoying when someone says the name of a song, and it's stuck in your head the rest of the day.

Like Rhinestone Cowboy.

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posted by "RMHawaii" |