Best Jokes

I adopted a 9 month old female Chihuahua; after a two week struggle for dominance she won leaving me somewhat perplexed.

After going over the training events step by step an epiphany graced me with a large dose of reality.

“If one wishes to train a dog he must first be smarter than the dog.”

We regret to inform you that the inventor of the throat lozenge has passed away.

There will be no coffin at his funeral!

The bank manager told me they were not going to pay any dividends on my savings account.

I said, “Okay, you’ve got my interest.”

It's so annoying when someone says the name of a song, and it's stuck in your head the rest of the day.

Like Rhinestone Cowboy.