I adopted a 9 month old female Chihuahua; after a two week struggle for dominance she won leaving me somewhat perplexed.
After going over the training events step by step an epiphany graced me with a large dose of reality.
“If one wishes to train a dog he must first be smarter than the dog.”
The bank manager told me they were not going to pay any dividends on my savings account.
I said, “Okay, you’ve got my interest.”
It's so annoying when someone says the name of a song, and it's stuck in your head the rest of the day.
Like Rhinestone Cowboy.