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I always feel nervous when I walk through a cornfield...

I keep thinking I'm being stalked.

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "Pillowpack" |
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My father said I missed parts of the lawn when I cut it.

He told me people are respected when they do stand-up work.

My father has always been a wise man so I followed his wishes and became a comedian.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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The reason they named a bar a bar and not a fly is because wedding invitations work much better when it’s announced they’re having an open bar.

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posted by "Marty" |
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I lost my job at the circus as a human cannonball.

They found somebody they considered a higher caliber individual.

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |