Best Jokes

We regret to inform you that the inventor of the throat lozenge has passed away.

There will be no coffin at his funeral!

The bank manager told me they were not going to pay any dividends on my savings account.

I said, “Okay, you’ve got my interest.”

It's so annoying when someone says the name of a song, and it's stuck in your head the rest of the day.

Like Rhinestone Cowboy.

An opera singer said she could teach me how to hit high C...

I said, “No thanks. I’ve heard that pitch.”