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Favorite this joke A frantic woman takes her kid to the doctor. "Doctor, doctor," she says. "My son swallowed a pen!"
The doctor says, “Calm down madam. I’ll take care of it. But let me get some information first." He takes a clipboard with a form and asks her, “Name?”
The woman replies, “Parker”
After a movement of thought the doctor says, “The name of the BOY, Madam, not the pen brand.”
The more I get to know people...
The more I realize why Noah let only animals on the boat.
Dear Paranoid People who check behind their shower curtains for murderers...
If you do find one, what's your plan?
Did you hear about the mystical and musical pest exterminator who, by playing his flute, could lure rats to the latrine and let them crawl down the pipe to a watery death?
He is called the Toilet Piper.
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