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“I dig,
you dig,
we dig,
he digs,
she digs,
they dig"

It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep...

Hecklers Anonymous meeting...

Tonight - 7pm!

Bring your own boos!

Management of a large computer services company gives the new field services manager his marching orders: Cut costs, cut costs, and on top of that, cut costs.

So when the field technician gets to a customer site to fix an old, large line printer, he knows there's going to be a problem.

"The printer was covered under our maintenance contract," the tech says. "A co-worker and I determined the problem was with a very expensive part."

He sends the diagnosis back to his new manager with a request for the expensive new part.

"That part is too expensive," says manager. "Go back and find something else wrong with the printer."

Mother: How does a snake move after it comes out of a bar?

Son: In a straight line.