Best Jokes

Q: Where are dogs scared to go?
A: The flea market!

Having completed a course of analysis with his psychiatrist, John tells a friend:
“I always thought I was indecisive”
Friend: “And now?”
John: “I’m not so sure.”

Q. What happened after the two bullets got married?
A. They had a little BB!

Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Man I got a lot of problems!