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Management of a large computer services company gives the new field services manager his marching orders: Cut costs, cut costs, and on top of that, cut costs.
So when the field technician gets to a customer site to fix an old, large line printer, he knows there's going to be a problem.
"The printer was covered under our maintenance contract," the tech says. "A co-worker and I determined the problem was with a very expensive part."
He sends the diagnosis back to his new manager with a request for the expensive new part.
"That part is too expensive," says manager. "Go back and find something else wrong with the printer."
Mother: How does a snake move after it comes out of a bar?
Son: In a straight line.
Rob Schneider says he would sacrifice his career in support of his political beliefs.
I don't know what his beliefs are, but frankly, that's not really much of a sacrifice.
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