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Favorite this joke While entering the elevator to heaven, a confused client accidentally pushed the down button. Arriving at the basement, the door opened to reveal the devil himself—sporting board shorts, relaxing in a lounge chair and sucking on a cold brew.
The bewildered client couldn’t help but ask Satan, “Is this how the lower level lives everyday?”
With his renowned devilish grin, Satan replied, “Hell no! Our Friday special is margaritas and blackened redfish, and Mondays are Karaoke night!”
A man visiting his neighbor's house is shocked to see their little boy pounding nails into their expensive coffee table. "How can you afford to let your son do that?" he asked his host.
"Oh, it's really no issue," the host replied. "I get the nails cheap."
Because I was tipping on my chair, my teacher said to me...
"If you fall over and break your leg, don't come running to me!"
I love telling Dad jokes…
He laughs sometimes.
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