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Just reading that there's a small Island off the coast of Italy with 5 million Sicilian people.

That's the biggest number I've ever heard.

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CATEGORY National Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Madame Gloria: "Alfred, why didn't you water the garden yesterday?"

Alfred the butler: "It was raining, madam."

Madame Gloria: "Well, that's hardly an excuse, couldn't you have taken an umbrella?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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Husband: “I’ve looked everywhere and I can’t find it.”

Translation: “I looked in one spot and gave up because I’m lost without you.”

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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A tourist was driving down a deserted road when he came to a sign reading, "ROAD CLOSED. DO NOT ENTER." Looking at the road ahead, he thought it looked passable; assuming the sign must have been a mistake, he continued to drive on.

After driving for another mile or so, he came to a bridge that was out, upon which he turned around and began driving back. As he approached the sign from before, he noticed, written on the back, "I SAY, CAN'T YOU READ?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |