Best Jokes

Joe: "I still remember what my grandpa said when he kicked the bucket."

Moe: "What did he say?"

Joe: "He said, 'How far do you think I can kick this bucket?'"

If you don't know what to talk about on a first date, try mentioning Global Warming.

It's a huge Icebreaker.

Someone stole my car last night.

But before I called the police I had a thought.

"The heck with it. Let them explain all the bodies in the trunk!"