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I definitely learned my lesson about speeding today and it will never happen again.

I didn't get pulled over or anything...

I just showed up to work 20 minutes early.

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posted by "aod318" |
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I said to my doctor, "I'm having serious problems with my memory."

He said, "Give me an example."

I said, "The other day I spent two hours in a multi-story car park trying to remember where I'd parked my car."

He laughed and said, "That's nothing to worry about, we've all done that."

I said, "But I don't own a car."

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posted by "aod318" |
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I've pursued riches all my life...

My only regret is that I didn't catch any.

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
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What did Queen Guinevere say about Sir Lancelot after he slayed three war dogs to save the King?

"One day they'll name a rock band after this knight!"

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posted by "Marty" |