Doctor: Are you still taking the cough medicine I gave you?
Patient: No, I tasted it and decided I'd rather have the cough.
Did you know that in the Bible, baseball is the very first thing mentioned?
"In the big inning..."
Sign on church bulletin board in front of a church in a small Wyoming town...
THIS SUNDAY: DO YOU KNOW WHAT HELL IS?
COME AND HEAR OUR NEW ORGANIST.
I got a dog and named it "Twenty Miles". This way I can tell people that I walk twenty miles everyday.