Best Jokes

What did one horse say to the other?

"I can't remember your mane, but your pace is familiar!"

I tripped on an ax, I fell and broke my tooth.

It wasn't intentional.

It was ax-dental.

I'm a very generous person.

I donate yeast to charities.

I do this because I hope it raises a lot of dough!

I use to work in a calendar factory.

The management fired me after 1 day.

All I did was take one day off.