Best Jokes

John: There were eight morons: do, re, fa, so, la, ti, and do.

Mark: Hey, what happened to ‘mi’?

John: Sorry, I forgot about you.

Yo' Momma is so ugly...

She made my HAPPY MEAL cry!

My neighbor introduced his wife to me by calling her his, "better half."

I returned the courtesy by introducing my wife as, "the lesser of two evils."

Doc, Doc!

Who’s there?

A knock-knock joke with a cold.