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Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus were reviewing letters from children when Santa said, "I just don't know if I can grant this wish. It is impossible."

"What are they asking for?" she inquired.

"Alligator shoes," he said.

"We have all kinds of alligator shoes, what is the problem?"

"They did not give me the shoe size of the alligator."

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |
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It was Sunday morning and Mom told little Tommy to get dressed for church. She told him it was time he dressed himself. She then went to get dressed. After she was done, she went to check on Tommy.

Little Tommy was taking a long time but he finally came out and asked his mom to help him with his tie.
He had all his good clothes on except his shirt. His shirt was one of his old shirts that was torn and tattered. She asked him, "Why did you choose that shirt to go to church?"

Tommy said, "It is the best shirt for church, because it is 'hole-y'!"

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posted by "Tafab" |
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It was so hot when we got married outdoors in August, we decided to turn on all the sprinklers to cool everyone off.

Everyone enjoyed our wetting ceremony!

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Fish Number One: "I'd give an arm and a leg to be able to get out of this lake."

Fish Number Two: "Looks like you've already donated. Now what's your excuse?"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |