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Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray the Lord my shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles, Please no bags,

Please lift my butt before it sags.

Please no age spots, Please no gray,

As for my belly, Please take it away.

Keep me healthy, Keep me young,

And thank you Lord, For all you've done.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |

The other day I bought a new GPS for old angry people...

It tells other people where to go!

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posted by "Glen Rae" |

I dropped a bar of gold on my toe.

Au!

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posted by "RMHawaii" |

What is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

The feathers.

Because you have to live with the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

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posted by "aod318" |