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Nutella: Noun

God's favourite spreadable condiment; typically manufactured by pixies in the magical Land of Yum.

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posted by "Griffin" |
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A new Priest arrived in a small town and was trying to find the local church.
He spotted Little Johnny playing in the street and said "could you help me please"
Could you tell me where the local church is?
Little Johnny said, "sure, if you go down the street to the 2nd crossing, then turn right, go about another 200 metres and turn left at the next turning and you will find the church about 200 metres on the left side of the road"
Thank you said the priest and if you come to church on Sunday, I will help you find God.
No chance said Johnny, if you could find the church, what chance have you got in finding God???

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posted by "Les Smedley" |
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So the Judge asks the Policeman........
So officer what do you think about the man that was shot using a starting pistol ?
The Policeman said "I think it was Race related your honour" ;-)

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posted by "Andy H" |
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Whats the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb!

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posted by "alexziesemer" |