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Favorite this joke Did you hear about the quartet of classical musicians who just completed a recording of twelve Beatles songs done by classical instruments?
After a lengthy discussion, they have decided to name their album Get Bach.
For those struggling with the English language, this may help...
Don't = Do not
Won't = Wo not!
An older woman asked her techie grandson, "What's the deal with this Craigslist thing?"
"It's a website where you can buy and sell all kinds of things and more," he replied.
"Can you get rid of stuff there?" she asked.
"Yes, you can set a price or give things away that you don't want around the house anymore."
"I like the give away free idea. How do I get started?" the woman asked.
"Well, it's always good to have a picture," the grandson said.
"OK. Will this old wedding photo do?"
Lately my wife looks at me like I’m just a piece of meat...
And it wouldn’t bother me if she wasn’t a vegan.
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