Best Jokes

Online Teacher: Johnny, you didn't complete the assignment I sent to your email box last week. Did you get the email?

Johnny: You'll have to ask the N.S.A., they read my emails so I don't need to. I figured if an email is important they'll let me know.

Teacher: Tell the N.S.A. they're getting an incomplete on this assignment and they better pay closer attention next time or they'll fail my class.

If I'm counting right...

It's been ‘one of those days' for three years now.

No one knows why a veggie will sometimes show up in a fruit basket.

Suppliers say they just seem to turnip there.