They say that "a problem shared is a problem halved..."
I'm not too sure about that as last night I told my wife that my girlfriend was pregnant.
If I'm counting right...
It's been ‘one of those days' for three years now.
No one knows why a veggie will sometimes show up in a fruit basket.
Suppliers say they just seem to turnip there.
On March 10, 1876 Alexander Graham Bell made the very first telephone call!
Two days later, an incoming call informed him that the extended warranty on his horse and buggy was expired.