After 35, women don’t have one night stands.
We have auditions.
A teacher was helping her young fourth graders with an assignment.
Reading over John's papers she read:
Mother's name: Mary Applegate
Relationship to the person above: It's good.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike?
It lost its petals.
The snowman decided he had to go to the barber to get all his icicles cut off.
He was tired of having frosted flakes.