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Teacher: "Now, class, can anyone tell me what the word 'Can't' is short for?"

Lizzy: "Can not."

Teacher: "Very good! Now, can anyone tell me what 'Won't' is short for?"

Lewis: "Will not."

Teacher: "That's right! Now, can anyone tell me what 'Don't' is short for?"

Harold: "Donut."

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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The lesson Harry and Meghan are trying to teach us?

There is no better way to ask for more privacy than by doing a 6-part documentary series on Netflix.

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posted by "aod318" |
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I had a girlfriend in college who was obsessed with counting numbers.

I wonder what she’s up to now???

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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I needed time to fly...

So I chucked a clock out the window!

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posted by "Bryce Wolkerstorfer" |