I met a Russian Dentist and his name was Anesthesia.
I thought this could be love.
Sadly, I felt nothing.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Do you mean a martini?”
The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it.”
While taking the garbage out the other day, I lifted up a pretty heavy bag of trash and threw my back out.
I had to drive all the way to the dump to retrieve it.
Whenever you think you would like to go back to your teenage years... think of Algebra!