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Two guys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their lunches.

Then the bartender says, ”Sorry, but you can’t eat your own food in here.”

So the two guys look at each other and swap lunches.

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posted by "merk" |
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Diner: "These oysters are very small."

Waiter: "I suppose, sir."

Diner: "And they don't look very fresh."

Waiter: "Then I suppose it's a good thing they're so small, isn't it, sir?"

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posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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After 35, women don’t have one night stands.

We have auditions.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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A teacher was helping her young fourth graders with an assignment.

Reading over John's papers she read:

Mother's name: Mary Applegate

Relationship to the person above: It's good.

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posted by "ROBERT ALEXANDER" |