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Harry: "I've just discovered oil."

Harriet: "Oh, how wonderful, now we can afford a new car! Now, where did you find it?"

Harry: "Leaking from our old car."

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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During a terrible snowstorm a St. Bernard was sent out with his usual keg of brandy to find a lost hiker.

Two hours later, the dog came back to the rescue center with his little barrel empty and a note tucked under his collar; curious, the chief took the note, revealing it to say, "Enjoyed the brandy. Next time, could you please send a double?"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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The day after I had surgery on my leg, a nurse came into my hospital room with a box in her hand. “Are you ready for this?”

“What is it?” I asked.

“Fleet enema. Didn’t your doctor tell you about it?”

“No.”

She rechecked the orders. “Whoa!” she bellowed. “That didn’t say Fleet enema. It said feet elevated!”

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Jimmy Chapman" |
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As I walked into work my boss greeted me with, "Today is going to be a great day! Can't you feel it?"

I did.

I went home.

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "aod318" |