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Sign on church bulletin board in front of a church in a small Wyoming town...

THIS SUNDAY: DO YOU KNOW WHAT HELL IS?
COME AND HEAR OUR NEW ORGANIST.

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posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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I got a dog and named it "Twenty Miles". This way I can tell people that I walk twenty miles everyday.

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First Martian: That girl over there rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?

Second Martian: If you were a real gentleman, you'd pick them and roll them back to her!

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posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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What is the soft mushy stuff between a shark's teeth?

Slow swimmers.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |