Best Jokes

What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?

A Pink Car-nation!

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

Q: What do you call a belt made of wrist watches?

A: A waist of time!

An applicant was filling out a job application. He came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?"

He wrote, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"

The applicant answered it anyway... "Never got caught."