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If you refuse to go to sleep...

Does that mean you're resisting a rest?

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posted by "macpro57" |
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While out for dinner with my girlfriend, she started one of those "let's be honest with each other" conversations women are good at.

"I want us to be totally honest with each other," she said. "I really wish you would change."

"No problem!" I replied. "How about I change into your ex-boyfriend?"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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A police officer said to a motorist, "What were you doing? Your car was zigzagging like crazy!"

"I'm learning to drive."

"Without an instructor in the car?"

"Oh, yes. It's an online course."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Our supervisor recently made a casual comment about my shaggy mane of hair. He then went on to extol the virtues of a good haircut, which, he insisted, makes an elderly man look younger and a younger man seem more mature.

"How would a haircut make a middle-aged man like me appear?" I asked.

"Still employed," he answered.

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posted by "merk" |