A real estate agent was showing a woman through a beautiful room at the top of a large hotel.
"Now in this wing we have the master bedroom, bath, and den."
The woman interrupted suspiciously, "And den what?"
I asked my wife what’s for dinner...
She calmly replied, “Reservations.”
I once dated a geologist, but the relationship was just too rocky.
I was crushed.
"Can you stand on your head?"
"Nope. It's too high."