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Did you hear about the quartet of classical musicians who just completed a recording of twelve Beatles songs done by classical instruments?

After a lengthy discussion, they have decided to name their album Get Bach.

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posted by "Ferdinand Uzi Wang" |
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For those struggling with the English language, this may help...

Don't = Do not

Won't = Wo not!

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "Francis Nicholas" |
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An older woman asked her techie grandson, "What's the deal with this Craigslist thing?"

"It's a website where you can buy and sell all kinds of things and more," he replied.

"Can you get rid of stuff there?" she asked.

"Yes, you can set a price or give things away that you don't want around the house anymore."

"I like the give away free idea. How do I get started?" the woman asked.

"Well, it's always good to have a picture," the grandson said.

"OK. Will this old wedding photo do?"

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Bill Sauro" |
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Lately my wife looks at me like I’m just a piece of meat...

And it wouldn’t bother me if she wasn’t a vegan.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "aod318" |