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Two verbs, three adjectives, three nouns and a conjunction appeared in court. They’re due to be sentenced next week.

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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One day the school principal was talking to Little Johnny's teacher about his behavior, when all of a sudden Johnny comes running down the hallway. The principal stops Johnny and asks him, why are you running? Little Johnny says; I’m keeping two kids from fighting, sir. Who? ask the principal. Me and the kid chasing me; and off he went.

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posted by "Rey Reyes" |
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Little Johnny “why is your homework in your Dads writing?” the teacher asks.
“I used his pen,” he replied.

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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Mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the bus, to tell the driver he is 4 years old when asked because he will ride for free. As they get into the bus the driver asks Johnny how old he was. "I am 4 years old". "And when will you be six years old?" asks the driver. “When I get off the bus" answers Johnny.

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posted by "Anonymous" |