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Favorite this joke "Come on now, a child of five could understand this!"
"I'll tell you what, why don't you go fetch me a child of five!"
Pavlov is sitting in a bar and the phone begins to ring.
He jumps up and shouts, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dogs!"
Joe and I were in the Men's Room when Joe happened to notice a dime at the bottom of one of the toilets. He promptly took out a silver dollar and tossed it into the same toilet, then reached in and fetched both coins.
"Why on earth did you do that?" I asked him.
Joe drawled,"I ain't stickin' my hand in the toilet for no dime!"
Irony- getting CPR from someone with bad breath!
The one that is trying to make you breathe, is the same one that is taking your breath away.
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