Best Jokes

The boss asked Mark to start the presentation with a joke.

He shared his paycheck as the first slide.

I've cut down on my drinking. I now have one large whiskey before I go to bed…

Last night, I went to bed six times!

I saw a bloke walking along carrying a door handle. I asked him why he had it.

He said, "Well, it gets me out of the house."

Boy: "This darn bug is bothering the heck out of me! Where’s that can of spray insecticide... Oh, here it is. GOTCHA! Oh wow, I never knew bugs had so much blood in them."

Girl: "You idiot, you used the can of red spray paint!"