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How do you make a tissue dance?

A: You put a little boogie in it!

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Allieson" |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the idoit's house?

Knock, knock................

The chicken is at your door?

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "HannahFaithfull" |
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is heavy and the others a little lighter....

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "HannahFaithfull" |
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A trainee was working in the produce section of a supermarket when a customer asked him for a half a head of lettuce. The employee went into the back and told the manager that some jerk wants a half a head of lettuce. Just as the trainee says this to his manager he sports the customer out of the corner of his eye standing right next to him.

He quickly says to the manager "and this gentleman would like the other half."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "jim larkin" |