Best Jokes

Never hit a man with glasses...

Use your fists instead.

I WONDER where I left my keys?

I WONDER where I put my phone?

I WONDER where I put my money?

I WONDER ......................................?

A farmer was walking in his field. He heard 2 potatoes say, "I only have eyes for you."

The corn plants said, "I have ears and I can hear you."

The potato said, "Don't worry, the daisies won't tell!"

And through the grape vine they all heard a voice say, "Oh, 'peas' be quiet, I am trying to sleep."

"Hi."
"Hi."

"Did you eat?"
"Did you eat?"

"Are you copying me?"
"Are you copying me?"

"I love you!"
"Yea, I ate already."