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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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How is golf like taxes?

You drive hard to get to the green, and then you wind up in the hole.

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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A Texas rancher, visiting a South Dakota farmer friend, asked him to show him his farm.

After seeing the 1,000 acre spread, the Texan bragged that down home he could get into his car, drive all day, and by evening he would not have gotten to the distant point of his ranch.

The South Dakotan simply replied, "You know, I had a car like that once."

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Kofi walks in to a restaurant and wants to order chicken. Unfortunately, English is not his first language and he can't remember how to say chicken in English.

Kofi sees the guy at the table next to him with a plate with 4 boiled eggs on it.

Kofi points to the plate of eggs and says to the waiter, “I want their mother!"

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Atsu Kojo Gakpetor" |