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I recently went to my 30th class reunion from nursery school.

I didn't want to go because I've put on maybe 90 or 100 pounds since then.

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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The kids were coming into class and sitting down, they were discussing MONEY, talking about where currency was made. Billy said, "At the mint."

Frank piped up, and said, "No, that is where coins are made."

Janie had the best answer, though. She said, "Money is made at the ATM. hat's what the letters stand for... All The Money!"

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Jerfie" |
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What is a golfer's favorite bird?

They aren't picky, any birdie will do.

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posted by "greens52" |
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"Hey, Mom," asked Johnny "Can you give me twenty dollars?"

"Certainly not."

"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."

His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well, what did he say?"

"He said, 'Hey, Marie, please make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.' "

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posted by "merk" |