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A Son who was schooling far away from home once sent a sms to his father. “Father, the situation here is critical. Please, send me some money, suicide contemplated”.
The Father replied, Son, the situation at home is more critical. Suicide approved.

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "adedayomoshood" |
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Why are ET's eyes so BIG?

He saw his phone bill.

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posted by "Dillydeb " |
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"Make me one with everything," says the Buddhist to the tofu hot dog vendor.

Then, after getting his tofu hot dog, the Buddhist hands the vendor a $20 bill.

The vendor takes the money and begins helping the next customer.

The Buddhist looks puzzled and asks the vendor, "Where is my change?"

The vendor replies, "Change comes from within."

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "wildcats3333" |
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Q: How do you get a one armed Scotsman out of a tree?

A: You wave at him

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Beethoven'sWife" |