Best Jokes

A man in a business suit was reading the paper on a crowded subway car yet no one sat within ten feet of him. A rather disheveled man sat down beside him and said, "I can tell the force is within you!"

The well dressed man looked over the top of his reading glasses and replied, "No, actually it passed about five minutes ago."

What did Adam say to Eve before Christmas?

"IT'S CHRISTMAS..."

"EVE!!!"

Ever wonder why all the oil wells are in Texas and the dip sticks in Washington, DC?

Q. What day do you sneeze the most?

A. Ah Tuesday