Best Jokes

The beautiful woman at the bar wasn't ready for the answer I gave her when she asked, "What do you and I have in common?"

"They're both vowels," I replied.

The cowpoke at the dude ranch was getting the crowd to pick the type horse they wanted.

"For those seasoned riders, we have fast horses. For you novice riders, we have slow horses."

A city slicker spoke out, "What if you've never ridden a horse?"

The cowpoke said, "Great. For you who have never ridden, we have horses that have never been ridden, as well."

Two robbers steal a goat and two chickens.

They decide to split the loot so one robber says to the other, "You take one chicken, and me and the goat will take the other one."

“I dig,
you dig,
we dig,
he digs,
she digs,
they dig"

It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep...