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"The violinist's execution was simply marvelous."

"Wasn't it though? You could see the audience hanging on every note."

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Anyone who can spell the word drawer backwards...

Will get a reward.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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"What's that you're reading?"

"A diary."

"What's in it?"

"I can't tell you that! A diary is a highly personal and confidential affair. It has important secret dreams and secret yearnings. It's private. It's not meant to be shared lightly with other people. Besides, this belongs to Mary."

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posted by "Gene R." |
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I saw a contractor's truck that offered free quotes.

So I asked for one.

He said, "To be or not to be, that is the question."

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |