Best Jokes

Saleswoman: "When this baby doll is put to bed, it goes to sleep just like a real baby."

Mrs. Williams: "Whoever made it didn't know much about real babies."

Joe: "Say Moe, do you know how I could hit this nail without hitting my fingers?"

Moe: "Hmm, maybe you could hold the hammer in both hands."

Diner: "Waitress, I don't like all these flies buzzing around my plate."

Waitress: "Don't worry, sir, just show me the ones you don't like and I'll get rid of them."

I took the train to NYC today and the conductor paid me the nicest compliment as I was boarding...

They said, “First class rear..."