Best Jokes

A reporter covering the Iowa State Legislature proceedings wore light summer shoes on a day when it snowed.

The following day, a pleasant dry one, he wore overshoes. A legislator asked him about it.

“It’s the effect of being around government,” he replied. “I am now prepared for yesterday.”

Grumpy Old Man to his wife: "Why didn't any of the books I donated sell at the church rummage sale?"

His wife: "I'm thinking it may have gone better if you hadn't torn out the pages you didn't like."

Q: What do you call someone who is terrified of getting their Covid-19 jab?

A: A catastro-pfizer

What does "The Devil is in the details" mean?

It means the government just passed the budget.