If you don't know what to talk about on a first date, try mentioning Global Warming.
It's a huge Icebreaker.
Someone stole my car last night.
But before I called the police I had a thought.
"The heck with it. Let them explain all the bodies in the trunk!"
Girlfriend: “Let’s go to Utah!”
Boyfriend: “Why Utah?”
Girlfriend: Because I’m Short and Utah!”
The inventor of the Morse code has sadly passed away.
Dashes to dashes, dots to dots.