A reporter covering the Iowa State Legislature proceedings wore light summer shoes on a day when it snowed.
The following day, a pleasant dry one, he wore overshoes. A legislator asked him about it.
“It’s the effect of being around government,” he replied. “I am now prepared for yesterday.”
Grumpy Old Man to his wife: "Why didn't any of the books I donated sell at the church rummage sale?"
His wife: "I'm thinking it may have gone better if you hadn't torn out the pages you didn't like."
Q: What do you call someone who is terrified of getting their Covid-19 jab?
A: A catastro-pfizer
What does "The Devil is in the details" mean?
It means the government just passed the budget.