People who think that time heals everything have obviously never tried waiting it out in a doctor's waiting room!
When I was a little boy, I used to be afraid of the dark...
Now as an adult, I see the electric bill and I'm afraid of the light!
Doctor: Are you still taking the cough medicine I gave you?
Patient: No, I tasted it and decided I'd rather have the cough.
Did you know that in the Bible, baseball is the very first thing mentioned?
"In the big inning..."