I, for one, long for the good old days...
I really think we should stop texting and get back to just emailing each other.
Two ants were running along the top of a cardboard box as fast as they could.
"Hey!" puffed one ant, "Why are we running so fast?"
"Can't you read?" replied the other. "It says tear along the dotted line!"
"Did you see that charming girl smile at me?"
"Yeah, but the first time I saw you, I too had to smile."
Muggins: "Yes, I'm living out in the country now. It certainly has it inconveniences."
Buggins: "What do you miss most?"
Muggins: "The last train home at night."