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Did you ever notice when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS"?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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The 65th annual Miss Universe was on the other night...

Funny thing is for the 65th year in a row, the winner was from Earth.

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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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My mother-in-law sent me two sweaters for Christmas.

When she came for a visit, I put on one of the sweaters.

The first thing she said was, "What's the matter? Didn't you like the other one?"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps,
Bug-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants!
I'm about to tell you a story I've never heard before,
So pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
Admission is free, so pay at the door.

One fine day, in the middle of the night,
two, dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and saved the lives of the two dead boys.
If you don't believe my lies are true,
ask the blind man, he saw it too!

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