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"Make me one with everything," says the Buddhist to the tofu hot dog vendor.

Then, after getting his tofu hot dog, the Buddhist hands the vendor a $20 bill.

The vendor takes the money and begins helping the next customer.

The Buddhist looks puzzled and asks the vendor, "Where is my change?"

The vendor replies, "Change comes from within."

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "wildcats3333" |
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Q: How do you get a one armed Scotsman out of a tree?

A: You wave at him

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Beethoven'sWife" |
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“The prosecutor says she can produce five witnesses who saw you running from the bank with the money bags,” a defense lawyer confided to a suspect. “That’s nothing, said the suspect. “I can produce five hundred witnesses who didn’t see me running from the bank.”

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |
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A man seating on a window seat discovered two engines on fire. He began to holler, two engines on fire! Two engines on fire! The passengers began to panic. Suddenly the pilot ran from the cockpit with a parachute on his back. “Don’t worry”! He yelled. I’m going for help!

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "Anonymous" |