Diner: "These oysters are very small."
Waiter: "I suppose, sir."
Diner: "And they don't look very fresh."
Waiter: "Then I suppose it's a good thing they're so small, isn't it, sir?"
After 35, women don’t have one night stands.
We have auditions.
A teacher was helping her young fourth graders with an assignment.
Reading over John's papers she read:
Mother's name: Mary Applegate
Relationship to the person above: It's good.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike?
It lost its petals.