Best Jokes

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Diner: "These oysters are very small."

Waiter: "I suppose, sir."

Diner: "And they don't look very fresh."

Waiter: "Then I suppose it's a good thing they're so small, isn't it, sir?"

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "Kathy Harrington" |
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After 35, women don’t have one night stands.

We have auditions.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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A teacher was helping her young fourth graders with an assignment.

Reading over John's papers she read:

Mother's name: Mary Applegate

Relationship to the person above: It's good.

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CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "ROBERT ALEXANDER" |
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Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike?

It lost its petals.

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posted by "Chin" |