Teacher: Well, Little Johnny, I see some improvement in your work. There are only three words that have been misspelled.
Little Johnny: Thank you.
Teacher: Now let’s look at the second sentence!
Suzie: Mom, I’m doing Geography homework. Where are the Andes?
Mother (not listening closely): How should I know? If you’d put your things away where they belong, you’d be able to find them when you need them.
John: There were eight morons: do, re, fa, so, la, ti, and do.
Mark: Hey, what happened to ‘mi’?
John: Sorry, I forgot about you.
Yo' Momma is so ugly...
She made my HAPPY MEAL cry!