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Teacher: Well, Little Johnny, I see some improvement in your work. There are only three words that have been misspelled.

Little Johnny: Thank you.

Teacher: Now let’s look at the second sentence!

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Suzie: Mom, I’m doing Geography homework. Where are the Andes?

Mother (not listening closely): How should I know? If you’d put your things away where they belong, you’d be able to find them when you need them.

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posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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John: There were eight morons: do, re, fa, so, la, ti, and do.

Mark: Hey, what happened to ‘mi’?

John: Sorry, I forgot about you.

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posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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Yo' Momma is so ugly...

She made my HAPPY MEAL cry!

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posted by "Joe Cirillo" |