If a person is very adept at telling falsehoods about the money he owes, does that mean he's really good at telling us his LIE-abilities?
Did you hear about the blind man who took a hammer and saw?
Mom: Having trouble with your computer, son?
Son: My PC says it can't see my printer.
Mom: I'm not surprised. Look how messy your room is.
Song of Solomon is one book of the bible dedicated solely to romantic love...
Isn't it it ironic that its initials are SOS?