Best Jokes

I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor, on the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read,

“Thank you. Please come again.”

In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...........

And in 1495 his luggage and baggage finally arrived.

Sama wanted to eat a mango from the tree. He climbed the tree, inspected the mangoes and saw the one he wanted. He then got down so that he could shoot it down and eat.

A man is being paneled for jury...
Attorney: Sir, do you drive?
Man: Yes
Attorney: And does your wife drive as well?
Man: NO...NOT as well.