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Favorite this joke One day little Tommy was walking with an older neighborhood kid named Billy Bob and he got curious.
“Billy Bob,” Tommy asked, “How come everyone calls you by your first name and your middle name instead of just Billy?”
“Well,” Billy Bob answered, “When I was little like you, I used to get in trouble a lot, and when I did my mom always called me by both names. I guess after a while, it just stuck.”
“Oh no!” Tommy cried. “I’d better straighten up then!”
“Why’s that?” Billy Bob asked.
“I don’t want to end up being called ‘you naughty kid’ for the rest of my life!”
Our 26-year-old son moved back home with the idea to stock away money to buy a condo. We never bothered asking how long he'd planned to stay, but I got a pretty good idea when I walked into his room recently.
In the corner was a milk jug with a few coins in it and a label that read: "Condo Down Payment"
My wife and I have this running battle over the temperature setting for our air conditioning.
She wants it set cooler. I want it set warmer.
After a recent verbal exchange, she finally shouted, "It's your fault. You always said you wanted a hot wife!"
If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get?
Answer: Away!
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