Best Jokes

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I WONDER where I left my keys?

I WONDER where I put my phone?

I WONDER where I put my money?

I WONDER ......................................?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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A farmer was walking in his field. He heard 2 potatoes say, "I only have eyes for you."

The corn plants said, "I have ears and I can hear you."

The potato said, "Don't worry, the daisies won't tell!"

And through the grape vine they all heard a voice say, "Oh, 'peas' be quiet, I am trying to sleep."

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "Tim Senesac" |
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"Hi."
"Hi."

"Did you eat?"
"Did you eat?"

"Are you copying me?"
"Are you copying me?"

"I love you!"
"Yea, I ate already."

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posted by "Rita Lin" |
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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

First one says, “Boy, it’s hot in here.”

Second one says, “What the heck, a talking muffin!”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Quantum321" |