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Tomaso

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 22
# of followers : 3
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Location: United States
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Joe and I were in the Men's Room when Joe happened to notice a dime at the bottom of one of the toilets. He promptly took out a silver dollar and tossed it into the same toilet, then reached in and fetched both coins.

"Why on earth did you do that?" I asked him.

Joe drawled,"I ain't stickin' my hand in the toilet for no dime!"

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Q: What do you get when you mix vodka, tomato juice, and Geritol?

A: A Tired Bloody Mary

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Q: What do you get when you mix vodka, orange juice, and milk of magnesia?

A: A Philips Screwdriver.

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Q; What are the first 3 words the Giant said to Jack?
A: Fee-Fye-Fo

Q: What are the first 4 words the Giant said to Jack?
A: Fee-Fye-Fo-Fum

Q: What are the answers to both questions, combined?
A: Fee-Fye-Fo-Fee-Fye-Fo-Fum

Q: What do you have?
A: Mike Tyson's telephone number

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