The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would have said it was Armageddon.) As is our nature, neither of us would admit the possibility that we might be in error.

To her credit, Nancy finally said, "Look. I'll tell you what. I'll admit I'm wrong if you admit I was right."

"Fine." I said.

She took a deep breath, looked me in the eye and said, "I'm wrong."

I grinned and replied, "You're right."

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water.

His wife asks, "What's that for?"

"It's for your headache."

"I don't have a headache."

He replies, "Gotcha!"

Joe and I were in the Men's Room when Joe happened to notice a dime at the bottom of one of the toilets. He promptly took out a silver dollar and tossed it into the same toilet, then reached in and fetched both coins.

"Why on earth did you do that?" I asked him.

Joe drawled,"I ain't stickin' my hand in the toilet for no dime!"

Q; What are the first 3 words the Giant said to Jack?
A: Fee-Fye-Fo

Q: What are the first 4 words the Giant said to Jack?
A: Fee-Fye-Fo-Fum

Q: What are the answers to both questions, combined?
A: Fee-Fye-Fo-Fee-Fye-Fo-Fum

Q: What do you have?
A: Mike Tyson's telephone number