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Ferdinand Uzi Wang

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Member Since : Apr, 2020
# of jokes posted : 41
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Location: Philippines
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What did one bank robber say to her partner when she managed to get them caught?

"Who ever said that crime doesn't pay must have worked with you!"

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Did you hear about the mystical and musical pest exterminator who, by playing his flute, could lure rats to the latrine and let them crawl down the pipe to a watery death?

He is called the Toilet Piper.

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SHERIFF: Miss Morgendorfer, I thought I told you that I didn't want to see your face in my station again?

MISS MORGENDOFER: Well, that's what I told the officer who arrested me, but she didn't want to listen, so here I am.

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
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Did you hear about the quartet of classical musicians who just completed a recording of twelve Beatles songs done by classical instruments?

After a lengthy discussion, they have decided to name their album Get Bach.

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