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Ferdinand Uzi Wang

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Member Since : Apr, 2020
# of jokes posted : 18
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Location: Philippines
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Did you hear about the four walruses who decided to form a rock band?

They have just completed their album and their first single is called, 'I Am The Beatle'.

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Sally was telling her sister Jane about their sister in law, Candice, was recovering in the hospital following a car accident.

Sally said, "Candice told me that someone up there really loves her."

Jane, scoffing, replied, "No one could even like Candice. It's more like someone up there didn't want her."

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Why did the members of a new rock band wear costumes, masks, and capes?

Why else, because they were a super-group!

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The owner of a musical instrument store summoned one of his staff who was overheard arguing with a customer. He asked her what they were arguing about. "She wanted a guitar, and I told her we didn't have one."

The boss said, "So she wanted a guitar, the customer is always right. Why did you give her a hard time?"

"Well, for starters, she was left-handed, so she wasn't right."

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