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Ferdinand Uzi Wang

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Member Since : Apr, 2020
# of jokes posted : 36
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Location: Philippines
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Did you hear about the mystical and musical pest exterminator who, by playing his flute, could lure rats to the latrine and let them crawl down the pipe to a watery death?

He is called the Toilet Piper.

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SHERIFF: Miss Morgendorfer, I thought I told you that I didn't want to see your face in my station again?

MISS MORGENDOFER: Well, that's what I told the officer who arrested me, but she didn't want to listen, so here I am.

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Did you hear about the quartet of classical musicians who just completed a recording of twelve Beatles songs done by classical instruments?

After a lengthy discussion, they have decided to name their album Get Bach.

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A woman enters a tattoo parlor. She has tattoos on her shoulder and on her calf and wants them off.

She asks the artist, "How much will it cost to have these tattoos removed?"

He looks at her limbs and says, "An arm and a leg."

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