Did you hear about the quartet of classical musicians who just completed a recording of twelve Beatles songs done by classical instruments?
After a lengthy discussion, they have decided to name their album Get Bach.
A woman enters a tattoo parlor. She has tattoos on her shoulder and on her calf and wants them off.
She asks the artist, "How much will it cost to have these tattoos removed?"
He looks at her limbs and says, "An arm and a leg."
What did the jealous storm trooper say to the friend who stole his girlfriend and was now going to marry her?
"May divorce be with you!"
Did you hear about the four walruses who decided to form a rock band?
They have just completed their album and their first single is called, 'I Am The Beatle'.