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Christaffer

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Member Since : Feb, 2019
# of jokes posted : 8
# of followers : 0
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Location: United States
won: $ 13.00
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How many parrots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They say “toucan do it.”

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Christaffer" |
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Cabin temperature: 72 degrees
Stewardess: “Complimentary blanket, sir?”
Traveler: “No way, I’m boiling in here!”

Cabin temperature: 68 degrees
Stewardess: “Blanket, sir? Only $5!”
Traveler: “Nah, I’m warm enough, thanks!”

Cabin temperature 64 degrees
Stewardess: “Blanket, sir? Only $20!”
Traveler: “No thanks, I’m tough!”

Cabin temperature 60 degrees
Stewardess: “Blanket, sir? Only $50!”
Traveler: “Yeah, ok, I’ll take 3!”

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "Christaffer" |