My wife told me that I did not love any of her relatives...

I told her that is not true. I said, "I love your mother-in-law and father-in-law much more than I love mine."

A journalist ask a VIP lady: "What is man in your opinion?"

The lady replies: "Owl."
"Owl?"
"Yes, owl."
"Why owl?"

The ladies answers: "Because normally man finds all good qualities and the beauty of a lady only in the darkness of night."