My wife told me that I did not love any of her relatives...
I told her that is not true. I said, "I love your mother-in-law and father-in-law much more than I love mine."
A journalist ask a VIP lady: "What is man in your opinion?"
The lady replies: "Owl."
The ladies answers: "Because normally man finds all good qualities and the beauty of a lady only in the darkness of night."