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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 42
# of followers : 2
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Location: United States
won: $ 67.00
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The letters C, M, I, V, and X try to walk into a club.

The number 8 is standing menacingly at the door, pointing to a sign that says NUMBERS ONLY!

Quick thinking, the M says, "We're roman!"

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CATEGORY School Jokes
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Today I learned that if you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat...

Because it's cap-sized!

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My doctor was giving me a hard time about my health. To get back on his good side I bought a puppy and named him 'Five Miles'.

That way, when I went to see my doctor I could tell him, "I walk five miles every morning!"

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
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A woman sitting at her deceased husband's funeral. A man leans in to her and ask, "Do you mind if I say a word?"

"No, go right ahead," the woman replies.

The man stands and clears his throat, then says "Plethora" and sits back down.

"Thanks," the woman says, "that means a lot."

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