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danmug

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 37
# of followers : 2
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
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My doctor was giving me a hard time about my health. To get back on his good side I bought a puppy and named him 'Five Miles'.

That way, when I went to see my doctor I could tell him, "I walk five miles every morning!"

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A woman sitting at her deceased husband's funeral. A man leans in to her and ask, "Do you mind if I say a word?"

"No, go right ahead," the woman replies.

The man stands and clears his throat, then says "Plethora" and sits back down.

"Thanks," the woman says, "that means a lot."

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A duck, a skunk, and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill!

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Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

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