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danmug

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 4
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eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
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Wife: "I have blisters on my hands from the broom."

Husband: (trying to be playful) "Next time take the car, silly."

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A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

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The biggest and roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference...

Apparently he acquired his size from too much pi.

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What did the number Zero say to the number Eight?

NICE BELT!

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