Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi?

Dumb Guy: Which one? The river or the state?

Why did Gus drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to test his new air brakes.

Slim walks into his local post office and notices a new sign on the wall:
MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA

"Gosh!" he says, "If only that job was in Texas, I'd take it!"

Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food!