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Jonathan Wendt

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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 8
# of followers : 4
# of following: 13
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: 0
3 votes

Knock, Knock...

Who's there?

Eureka!

Eureka who?

Eureka bad, man! Go take a shower!!!

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What did the Bloodhound say after the briefing?

"Smells like a plan!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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Why was Peter Pan banned from using any Airline?

Because if he got on a plane, it would Never-Never-land.

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
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"Well, what seems to be the problem?" asked the clock repair man.

"It's my grandfather clock. It used to go tic toc, tic toc, tic toc. Now, it just goes tic, tic, tic, tic, tic," replied the young lady.

"Hmmm, I think I can fix this," he says. He opens the door on the clock, looks at it, and then says to the lady, "Don't worry, we have ways of making it toc!"

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