What do you call a Santa Claus who has no money?
Teacher: "Okay class, what is the value of Pi?"
Student: "Well, it's not an exact number but usually it's around $12.99."
How can you simultaneously claim that an Indian flat bread both exists and doesn't exist?
By saying, "There's naan there."
Why did the computer go to the Dentist?
Because it had a Blue-Tooth.