Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.
O'Leary walked twelve blocks in NYC without leaving the scene of the crime.
Two policemen call the station on the radio.
"Hello. Is that you Sarge?”
"Yes?”
"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.”
"Have you arrested the woman?”
"No sir. The floor is still wet."
Q: How do you get a frog off the back window of your car?
A: Use the rear defrogger.