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Song of Solomon is one book of the bible dedicated solely to romantic love...

Isn't it it ironic that its initials are SOS?

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I feel sorry for Moses... he spent forty years wandering the desert, eating nothing but the bread off the ground and the occasional bird, and every day a million people would come up to him and ask, "Are we there yet?"

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What do you call a cow eating grass?

A land moo'er.

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In a beauty school, if someone misses their final exam, do they get a "make up" exam?

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