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Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?”

Mrs Roberts is shocked, “Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair.”

Little Johnny is relieved, “Okay, Mrs Roberts, good to know. By the way, I didn't do my homework last night."

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "Akshay143" |
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Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a mile, the car broke down.

Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. "Oh, Gladys," said her friend, "you've lost your engine!"

"Never mind, dear," said auntie. "I've got a spare one in the trunk."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?

A: There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist’s head is so much bigger.

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CATEGORY Musician Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What do you call a funny janitor?

A comodian!

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posted by "gman" |