Song of Solomon is one book of the bible dedicated solely to romantic love...
Isn't it it ironic that its initials are SOS?
I feel sorry for Moses... he spent forty years wandering the desert, eating nothing but the bread off the ground and the occasional bird, and every day a million people would come up to him and ask, "Are we there yet?"
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A land moo'er.
In a beauty school, if someone misses their final exam, do they get a "make up" exam?