Best Jokes

One toy says to another: "My life is spiraling out of control!"

"What do you expect? You're a TOP!"

My daughter asked if I could help her explain the concept of “modern math” to her youngest. I said sure, he just needs practical life experience and he’ll understand.

Just take him to the store, pass it a few times, then circle it once or twice before you pull into the parking lot.

If you send a birthday card to your grandkids, don’t write in cursive...

... Or you’ll get a text asking you to decode it.

A man was reading on social media that apparently it’s unattractive to wear socks with sandals. He told his wife about this, who quickly said. “Honey use your head, we’re going to the museum of natural history today; lets pass on the missing link photo opportunity.”